the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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