Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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