I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Umm I'm too high to move.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
This toilet bowl is my home.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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