You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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