I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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