Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
Randomize
