White coat. Heels.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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