Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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