He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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