Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
PANTIES FOUND
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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