I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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