I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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