Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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