There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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