I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Randomize
