I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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