Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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