Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
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