I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
This house was built for laser tag.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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