But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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