Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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