the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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