Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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