PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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