You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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