We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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