sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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