Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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