you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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