We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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