Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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