PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
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