Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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