wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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