If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize
