This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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