try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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