So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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