So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
She's the barista slut.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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