so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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