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I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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