Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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