Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
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