hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
The air taste purple.
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