I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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