so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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