Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(505): View more from New Mexico

With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up

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(607): View more from New York

I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...

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(330): View more from Ohio

Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.

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(310): View more from California

We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating

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(281): View more from Texas

We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.

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(563): View more from Iowa

I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.

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(206): View more from Washington

That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.

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