Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
