But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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