I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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